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We all have a wardrobe full of them but what does each of your race T-shirts say about you? Our Weekend Warrior columnist Martyn Brunt provides the answers\u2026 <\/p>
What you think it says: <\/strong>I am a superb runner<\/p> What it really says:<\/strong> I haven’t done a triathlon<\/p> What you think it says: <\/strong>I am a triathlete<\/p> What it really says: <\/strong><\/strong>I am a novice<\/p> What you think it says: <\/strong>I am an endurance athlete<\/p> What it really says: <\/strong>I am a crap cyclist<\/p> What you think it says: <\/strong>I am a better triathlete than everyone wearing a sprint tri T-shirt<\/p> What it really says: <\/strong>I am either to young or to old to do anything longer than 2.5 hours<\/p> What you think it says: <\/strong>I am a proper endurance athlete<\/p> What it really says: <\/strong>I haven’t done an Ironman<\/p> What you think it says:<\/strong> I am the real deal<\/p> What it really says<\/strong>:<\/strong> <\/em>I haven’t done an Ironman<\/p> What you think it says:<\/strong> I have definitely done an Ironman<\/p> What it really says:<\/strong> I still haven’t done an Ironman<\/p> What you think it says<\/strong>: I AM AN IRONMAN<\/p> What it really says:<\/strong> I haven’t been to Kona<\/p> What you think it says:<\/strong> Ironman is for wimps<\/p> What it really says:<\/strong> I have given up trying to get to Kona<\/p> What you think it says: <\/strong>Top this you b*****ds<\/p> What it really says: <\/strong>The race cost me so much money I may have to fake my own death and move to Venezuela<\/p> Top image credit: <\/strong>Pablo Blazquez Dominguez\/Getty Images<\/p> <\/body><\/html>\n By Martyn Brunt Published: Wednesday, 22 November 2023 at 13:48 PM We all have a wardrobe full of them but what does each of your race T-shirts say about you? Our Weekend Warrior columnist Martyn Brunt provides the answers\u2026 Any T-shirt from a 5k, 10k or half-marathon race What you think it says: I am […]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":24,"featured_media":27197,"template":"","categories":[1],"acf":{"readingTimeMinutes":"2"},"uagb_featured_image_src":{"full":["https:\/\/c01.purpledshub.com\/uploads\/sites\/47\/2023\/11\/race-t-shirts-what-yours-says-about-you.jpg",1200,800,false],"thumbnail":["https:\/\/c01.purpledshub.com\/uploads\/sites\/47\/2023\/11\/race-t-shirts-what-yours-says-about-you-150x150.jpg",150,150,true],"medium":["https:\/\/c01.purpledshub.com\/uploads\/sites\/47\/2023\/11\/race-t-shirts-what-yours-says-about-you-300x200.jpg",300,200,true],"medium_large":["https:\/\/c01.purpledshub.com\/uploads\/sites\/47\/2023\/11\/race-t-shirts-what-yours-says-about-you-768x512.jpg",768,512,true],"large":["https:\/\/c01.purpledshub.com\/uploads\/sites\/47\/2023\/11\/race-t-shirts-what-yours-says-about-you-1024x683.jpg",800,534,true],"1536x1536":["https:\/\/c01.purpledshub.com\/uploads\/sites\/47\/2023\/11\/race-t-shirts-what-yours-says-about-you.jpg",1200,800,false],"2048x2048":["https:\/\/c01.purpledshub.com\/uploads\/sites\/47\/2023\/11\/race-t-shirts-what-yours-says-about-you.jpg",1200,800,false]},"uagb_author_info":{"display_name":"importmanagerhub@sprylab.com","author_link":"https:\/\/c01.purpledshub.com\/220triathlon\/author\/importmanagerhubsprylab-com\/"},"uagb_comment_info":0,"uagb_excerpt":"By Martyn Brunt Published: Wednesday, 22 November 2023 at 13:48 PM We all have a wardrobe full of them but what does each of your race T-shirts say about you? Our Weekend Warrior columnist Martyn Brunt provides the answers\u2026 Any T-shirt from a 5k, 10k or half-marathon race What you think it says: I am…","_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/c01.purpledshub.com\/220triathlon\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/rss_feed\/27196"}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/c01.purpledshub.com\/220triathlon\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/rss_feed"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/c01.purpledshub.com\/220triathlon\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/rss_feed"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/c01.purpledshub.com\/220triathlon\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/24"}],"wp:featuredmedia":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/c01.purpledshub.com\/220triathlon\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media\/27197"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/c01.purpledshub.com\/220triathlon\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=27196"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/c01.purpledshub.com\/220triathlon\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=27196"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}Finisher’s T-shirt from a sprint triathlon<\/h2>
Marathon finisher’s race T-shirt<\/h2>
Olympic tri finisher’s T-shirt <\/h2>
Ironman 70.3\/middle distance finisher’s T-shirt<\/h2>
Something wacky or adventurous like Xterra, Channel swim, Lands’ End to John O’Groats…<\/h2>
Non-Ironman Ironman T-shirt from Outlaw, Challenge series...<\/em><\/h2>
Ironman T-shirt<\/h2>
Double Iron<\/strong><\/h2>
Kona finisher’s T-shirt<\/h2>
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