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Published: Friday, 08 November 2024 at 10:24 AM


In 2018 we’re far from the heyday of the 19th-century Romantic age, when the image formed of the great artist as a tormented genius. When it comes to classical composers, though, old notions can still linger at the back of our minds.

Shouldn’t a real composer live in a garret, be dirt poor, with a bothersome family and some fatal infirmity, and forever be kicking against society, battling to get the music out to an uninterested, uncomprehending world? You could label this characterisation an example of the Beethoven syndrome, with maybe some of Schubert thrown in. 

Yet if this is the lurking caricature of an artist, what do we do with the peacock figure of Lord Berners, the fastidious British composer, writer, painter and all-round eccentric aristocrat? He doesn’t fit the picture at all. Born in 1883 as Gerald Hugh Tyrwhitt, he ascended to the family’s baronetcy in 1918 when three intervening uncles fell off a bridge after attending a funeral.

1927: Lord Berners with Ballets Russes dancers Serge Lifar and Alexandra Danilova in a performance of ‘Triumph of Neptune’, for which Berners wrote the music. Pic: Sasha/Getty Images – Sasha/Getty Images

Who was Lord Berners?

Well, the above story was what Lord Berners once spread abroad… but it wasn’t true. But then so many facts about Berners’s life still read like fiction, lifted perhaps from his amusing novels, in one of which, Far from the Madding War, our hero pops up as Lord FitzCricket – a dilettante composer, writer and painter who was ‘astute enough to realise that, in Anglo-Saxon countries, art is more highly appreciated if accompanied by a certain measure of eccentric publicity’. 

Berners certainly achieved a good deal of that before and after his death in 1950. There are the pigeons he dyed in different colours to prettify the grounds of his estate in Faringdon, Oxfordshire, and chime with the monochrome hues he supposedly chose for specific meals – pink, say, or blue. There’s the clavichord wedged inside his Rolls Royce, to satisfy urges to compose on the move.

There are the pigeons he dyed in different colours to prettify his grounds

There are also the disconcerting masks he wore (‘I get very bored with my own face’), or his pet giraffe; and the time he painted a friend’s beloved horse in his drawing room, or jumped at Salvador Dali’s suggestion to put the grand piano in the swimming pool, each black note decorated with a chocolate éclair.