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Published: Tuesday, 05 March 2024 at 10:01 AM<\/p>

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Why is the viola<\/a> always the butt of the joke? We’re honestly not sure \u2013 but we’ll happily join in and have a chuckle. Here, we’ve gathered together some of the top ten funniest viola jokes for you to add to your arsenal. <\/strong><\/p>

The best viola jokes<\/h2>
  1. What’s the definition of a minor second?<\/strong> Two violinists playing in unison. <\/li>
  2. What do you call someone who hangs around musicians? <\/strong>A viola player. <\/li>
  3. What’s the definition of ‘perfect pitch’?<\/strong> Throwing a viola into a garbage truck without hitting the rim. <\/li>
  4. Why is a viola solo like a bomb?<\/strong> By the time you hear it, it’s too late to do anything about it. <\/li>
  5. What’s the difference between a viola and a trampoline? <\/strong>You take your shoes off to jump on a trampoline. <\/li>
  6. What do a viola and a lawsuit have in common?<\/strong> Everyone is happy when the case is closed. <\/li>
  7. How do you stop a violin being stolen? <\/strong>Put it in a viola case. <\/li>
  8. What’s the difference between a record player and a viola? <\/strong>A record player plays music. <\/li>
  9. Why do viola players stand for long periods outside people’s houses? <\/strong>They can’t find the key and they don’t know when to come in.<\/li>
  10. What’s the difference between a viola and a dog? <\/strong>A dog is able to stop scratching <\/li><\/ol>

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