{"id":24231,"date":"2023-01-25T20:08:30","date_gmt":"2023-01-25T19:08:30","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/www.discoverwildlife.com\/?p=69430"},"modified":"2023-01-25T21:35:46","modified_gmt":"2023-01-25T20:35:46","slug":"best-animal-jokes-ever","status":"publish","type":"rss_feed","link":"https:\/\/c01.purpledshub.com\/bbcwildlife\/rss_feed\/best-animal-jokes-ever\/","title":{"rendered":"Best animal jokes ever!"},"content":{"rendered":"<p class=\"rssexcerpt\"><\/p><p class=\"rssauthor\">By Paul McGuinness\n                \t\t<\/p><p class=\"rssbyline\">Published: Wednesday, 25 January 2023 at 12:00 am<\/p><hr class=\"no-tts wp-block-separator\"\/><?xml version=\"1.0\" encoding=\"UTF-8\" standalone=\"yes\"?>\n<!DOCTYPE html PUBLIC \"-\/\/W3C\/\/DTD HTML 4.0 Transitional\/\/EN\" \"http:\/\/www.w3.org\/TR\/REC-html40\/loose.dtd\">\n<html><body> <p>Here at <em>BBC Wildlife<\/em> magazine, we love a good laugh, and this selection of our favourite animal jokes will have you howling with laughter!<\/p>\n<h2>Best animal jokes ever!<\/h2>\n<p>Q. Why couldn\u2019t the two <a href=\"\/\/www.discoverwildlife.com\/animal-facts\/mammals\/facts-about-elephants\/&quot;\" target=\"&quot;_blank&quot;\" rel=\"&quot;noopener&quot; noopener noreferrer\">elephants<\/a> go swimming?<br\/>\nA. Because they only had one pair of trunks between them.<\/p>\n<p>Q. What is a marsupial\u2019s favourite drink?<br\/>\nA. Coca-Koala<\/p>\n<section class=\"&quot;highlight\"><div class=\"&quot;highlight__content\" editor-content=\"\"> <p><strong>You may also enjoy these:<\/strong><\/p>\n<ul><li><a href=\"\/\/www.discoverwildlife.com\/news\/winning-images-announced-for-comedy-wildlife-photography-awards-2022\/&quot;\" target=\"&quot;_blank&quot;\" rel=\"&quot;noopener&quot; noopener noreferrer\">Winning images announced for Comedy Wildlife Photography Awards 2022<\/a><\/li>\n<li><a href=\"\/\/www.discoverwildlife.com\/photo-galleries\/comedy-wildlife-photography-awards-2022-finalists\/&quot;\" target=\"&quot;_blank&quot;\" rel=\"&quot;noopener&quot; noopener noreferrer\">Comedy Wildlife Photography Awards 2022 \u2013 finalists<\/a><\/li>\n<li><a href=\"\/\/www.discoverwildlife.com\/animal-facts\/mammals\/why-do-giraffes-have-long-necks\/&quot;\" target=\"&quot;_blank&quot;\" rel=\"&quot;noopener&quot; noopener noreferrer\">Why do giraffes have long necks?<\/a><\/li>\n<\/ul><p> <\/p><\/div> <div class=\"&quot;highlight__image-container&quot;\"> <div class=\"&quot;highlight__image&quot;\"> <div class=\"&quot;img-container\" img-container--highlight-image=\"\"><img loading=\"lazy\" src=\"&quot;https:\/\/images.immediate.co.uk\/production\/volatile\/sites\/23\/2022\/10\/23.-Paolo-MignosaThree-headed-Kerberos00000619-copy-bb29df6.jpg?quality=45&amp;resize=556,556&quot;\" srcset=\"&quot;https:\/\/images.immediate.co.uk\/production\/volatile\/sites\/23\/2022\/10\/23.-Paolo-MignosaThree-headed-Kerberos00000619-copy-bb29df6.jpg?quality=45&amp;resize=1025,1025\" https:=\"\" sizes=\"&quot;(min-width:\" calc=\"\" width=\"&quot;556&quot;\" height=\"&quot;556&quot;\" class=\"&quot;img-container__image\" img-fluid=\"\" wp-image-69165=\"\" alignnone=\"\" size-highlight_image=\"\" img-container__image=\"\" alt=\"'The\" comedy=\"\" wildlife=\"\" photography=\"\" awards=\"\" paolo=\"\" mignosa=\"\" felino=\"\" italy=\"\" title:=\"\" three=\"\" headed=\"\" description:=\"\" the=\"\" cubs=\"\" seem=\"\" to=\"\" form=\"\" a=\"\" dog=\"\" of=\"\" greek=\"\" mythology.=\"\" animal:=\"\" kamckatka=\"\" brown=\"\" bear=\"\" location=\"\" shot:=\"\" kuril=\"\" lake=\"\" kamchatka=\"\" ruissia=\"\" title=\"&quot;23.\" paolo-mignosa_three-headed-kerberos_00000619=\"\" copy=\"\"\/><\/div><\/div> <\/div> <\/section><p>Q. Why do squid swim in salt water?<br\/>\nA. Because pepper makes them sneeze.<\/p>\n<p>Q. Why shouldn\u2019t you play cards in the African savannah?<br\/>\nA. Because it\u2019s full of cheetahs.<\/p>\n<p>Q. Why can\u2019t you get pain killers in the jungle?<br\/>\nA. Because the parrots eat \u2018em all.<\/p>\n<p>Q. Why do <a href=\"\/\/www.discoverwildlife.com\/animal-facts\/mammals\/facts-about-giraffes\/&quot;\" target=\"&quot;_blank&quot;\" rel=\"&quot;noopener&quot; noopener noreferrer\">giraffes<\/a> have long necks?<br\/>\nA. Because their feet stink.<\/p>\n<p>Q. What do you call a hurt lemur?<br\/>\nA. An indri.<\/p>\n<p>Q. Why do wolves never play in goal?<br\/>\nA. Because they\u2019re always making howlers.<\/p>\n<p>Q. How fast can a duck go?<br\/>\nA. At a quacking pace.<\/p>\n<p>Q. How do you raise a baby elephant?<br\/>\nA. With a crane.<\/p>\n<p>Q. How do you stop a skunk from smelling?<br\/>\nA. Put a peg on its nose.<\/p>\n<div class=\"&quot;image-handler__container\" image-handler__container--full=\"\" style=\"&quot;padding-bottom:\" calc=\"\"> <picture><source media=\"&quot;(max-width:\" data-srcset=\"&quot;https:\/\/images.immediate.co.uk\/production\/volatile\/sites\/23\/2022\/11\/GettyImages-598786306-9667ec2.jpg?webp=true&amp;quality=90&amp;resize=300%2C196,\" https:=\"\" type=\"&quot;image\/webp&quot;\"><source media=\"&quot;(max-width:\" data-srcset=\"&quot;https:\/\/images.immediate.co.uk\/production\/volatile\/sites\/23\/2022\/11\/GettyImages-598786306-9667ec2.jpg?quality=90&amp;resize=300%2C196,\" https:=\"\" type=\"&quot;image\/jpeg&quot;\"><source media=\"&quot;(max-width:\" data-srcset=\"&quot;https:\/\/images.immediate.co.uk\/production\/volatile\/sites\/23\/2022\/11\/GettyImages-598786306-9667ec2.jpg?webp=true&amp;quality=90&amp;resize=355%2C233,\" https:=\"\" type=\"&quot;image\/webp&quot;\"><source media=\"&quot;(max-width:\" data-srcset=\"&quot;https:\/\/images.immediate.co.uk\/production\/volatile\/sites\/23\/2022\/11\/GettyImages-598786306-9667ec2.jpg?quality=90&amp;resize=355%2C233,\" https:=\"\" type=\"&quot;image\/jpeg&quot;\"><source media=\"&quot;(max-width:\" data-srcset=\"&quot;https:\/\/images.immediate.co.uk\/production\/volatile\/sites\/23\/2022\/11\/GettyImages-598786306-9667ec2.jpg?webp=true&amp;quality=90&amp;resize=405%2C265,\" https:=\"\" type=\"&quot;image\/webp&quot;\"><source media=\"&quot;(max-width:\" data-srcset=\"&quot;https:\/\/images.immediate.co.uk\/production\/volatile\/sites\/23\/2022\/11\/GettyImages-598786306-9667ec2.jpg?quality=90&amp;resize=405%2C265,\" https:=\"\" type=\"&quot;image\/jpeg&quot;\"><source media=\"&quot;(max-width:\" data-srcset=\"&quot;https:\/\/images.immediate.co.uk\/production\/volatile\/sites\/23\/2022\/11\/GettyImages-598786306-9667ec2.jpg?webp=true&amp;quality=90&amp;resize=554%2C363,\" https:=\"\" type=\"&quot;image\/webp&quot;\"><source media=\"&quot;(max-width:\" data-srcset=\"&quot;https:\/\/images.immediate.co.uk\/production\/volatile\/sites\/23\/2022\/11\/GettyImages-598786306-9667ec2.jpg?quality=90&amp;resize=554%2C363,\" https:=\"\" type=\"&quot;image\/jpeg&quot;\"><source media=\"&quot;(min-width:\" data-srcset=\"&quot;https:\/\/images.immediate.co.uk\/production\/volatile\/sites\/23\/2022\/11\/GettyImages-598786306-9667ec2.jpg?webp=true&amp;quality=90&amp;resize=620%2C406,\" https:=\"\" type=\"&quot;image\/webp&quot;\"><source media=\"&quot;(min-width:\" data-srcset=\"&quot;https:\/\/images.immediate.co.uk\/production\/volatile\/sites\/23\/2022\/11\/GettyImages-598786306-9667ec2.jpg?quality=90&amp;resize=620%2C406,\" https:=\"\" type=\"&quot;image\/jpeg&quot;\"><source media=\"&quot;(min-width:\" data-srcset=\"&quot;https:\/\/images.immediate.co.uk\/production\/volatile\/sites\/23\/2022\/11\/GettyImages-598786306-9667ec2.jpg?webp=true&amp;quality=90&amp;resize=408%2C267,\" https:=\"\" type=\"&quot;image\/webp&quot;\"><source media=\"&quot;(min-width:\" data-srcset=\"&quot;https:\/\/images.immediate.co.uk\/production\/volatile\/sites\/23\/2022\/11\/GettyImages-598786306-9667ec2.jpg?quality=90&amp;resize=408%2C267,\" https:=\"\" type=\"&quot;image\/jpeg&quot;\"><source media=\"&quot;(min-width:\" data-srcset=\"&quot;https:\/\/images.immediate.co.uk\/production\/volatile\/sites\/23\/2022\/11\/GettyImages-598786306-9667ec2.jpg?webp=true&amp;quality=90&amp;resize=556%2C364,\" https:=\"\" type=\"&quot;image\/webp&quot;\"><source media=\"&quot;(min-width:\" data-srcset=\"&quot;https:\/\/images.immediate.co.uk\/production\/volatile\/sites\/23\/2022\/11\/GettyImages-598786306-9667ec2.jpg?quality=90&amp;resize=556%2C364,\" https:=\"\" type=\"&quot;image\/jpeg&quot;\"><img class=\"&quot;wp-image-69977\" align=\"\" size-landscape_thumbnail=\"\" image-handler__image=\"\" image-handler__image--full=\"\" no-wrap=\"\" js-lazyload=\"\" data-src=\"&quot;https:\/\/images.immediate.co.uk\/production\/volatile\/sites\/23\/2022\/11\/GettyImages-598786306-9667ec2.jpg?quality=90&amp;resize=620%2C406&quot;\" width=\"&quot;620&quot;\" height=\"&quot;413&quot;\" alt=\"&quot;&quot;\" title=\"&quot;&quot;\"\/><\/source><\/source><\/source><\/source><\/source><\/source><\/source><\/source><\/source><\/source><\/source><\/source><\/source><\/source><\/picture><\/div><div class=\"&quot;caption-hold&quot;\"><figcaption class=\"&quot;wp-caption-text&quot;\"><span class=\"&quot;caption-copy&quot;\"><i class=\"&quot;icon-arrow\" icon-camera-circle=\"\"\/> <em>This lioness doesn\u2019t see the funny side. \u00a9 WLDavies\/Getty<\/em><\/span><\/figcaption><span class=\"&quot;im-image-caption&quot;\"\/><\/div>\n<p>Q. What happened when the <a href=\"\/\/www.discoverwildlife.com\/animal-facts\/mammals\/facts-about-lions\/&quot;\" target=\"&quot;_blank&quot;\" rel=\"&quot;noopener&quot; noopener noreferrer\">lion<\/a> ate the clown?<br\/>\nA. He felt funny.<\/p>\n<p>Q. What do you call a camel with three humps?<br\/>\nA. Lumpy<\/p>\n<p>Q. What runs around the forest making other animals yawn?<br\/>\nA. A wild boar.<\/p> <\/body><\/html>\n<hr class=\"no-tts wp-block-separator\"\/>","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>By Paul McGuinness Published: Wednesday, 25 January 2023 at 12:00 am Here at BBC Wildlife magazine, we love a good laugh, and this selection of our favourite animal jokes will have you howling with laughter! Best animal jokes ever! Q. Why couldn\u2019t the two elephants go swimming? A. 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