Got a cool mil’ lying about? What would you choose?

By Jack Luke

Published: Thursday, 27 April 2023 at 12:00 am


Ahh, the most timeless of idle thoughts – what would you buy if you won the lottery?

Sure, boring stuff like purchasing houses for your loved ones or becoming a philanthropic saint is worth considering but, let’s get real – you’re obviously going to spend a load of coin on a sick new whip.

We put this question to the BikeRadar tech team and their answers were unexpectedly broad.

From slightly silly niche downhill bikes to sensible (yet spendy) superbikes, we’ve covered just about everything.

What would you spend your winnings on? Do you have any favourite ‘tactics’ for the lottery? Leave your thoughts in the comments…

Liam Cahill: a rim-brake Giant TCR (yes, really)

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Imagine this but much, much fancier.
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If I won the millions, I wouldn’t be buying a superbike.

Oh no. I’d be having me a good ol’ used rim-brake Giant TCR, which I’d upgrade with a Shimano Dura-Ace R9050 Di2 groupset.

I rode a similarly specced bike on the cobbles of Roubaix and it was one of the best-handling machines I’ve ever ridden.

I want a bike that I wouldn’t mind throwing into a sketchy corner during local road races, but this would, of course, be treated to a new paintjob first.

I’d go with Azure Blue over chrome to make it really pop in the light, though I’d ask for clear lacquer over bare carbon on the graphics to keep things subtle.

It would have a set of handmade carbon wheels that I’d get my mate Rob to build up on a set of Tune hubs – in chrome, naturally. The tyres would be something simple, such as the Continental GP5000, but I’d be fancy and put some TPU inner tubes in there.

I’d put one of the best power meters on it too – something such as a Power2Max NG. I’d finish things off with a Ritchey Neo Classic bar, white bar tape and a white saddle.

Tom Marvin: an oh-so-niche Starling Sturn V2 DH bike with a Classified hub

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We got our hands on a prototype version of the Sturn back in 2018.
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Though I never ride downhill, if I were to adopt the dirtbag, van-life, seasonaire ‘thing’ again, I would build a very niche Starling Sturn V2 DH bike.

The Sturn is a beautifully crafted steel downhill bike. Thanks to its singlespeed, high-pivot, chainring-on-the-wrong-side drivetrain build, it’s reminiscent of Brooklyn Machine Works’ long-travel downhill bikes of the early 2000s.

The chainring runs a Jack Drive system.

This sees the chain run up the chainstay to a sprocket mounted around the main, high pivot.

This main pivot-mounted sprocket is driven by a sprocket on the other side of the pivot, which, in turn, is driven by a chainring mounted to the left-hand (non-driveside) crank.

The high-pivot design – with its one-to-one, constant chain length drivetrain – gives a rearward axle path with zero chain growth (and thus no pedal kickback). This would help smooth the deep braking bumps that plague bikepark downhill runs by the second week of the season.

The system also means there is no rear derailleur to prang off rocks and roots, and the rear wheel is – theoretically – lighter. This reduces un-sprung weight, improving suspension sensitivity.

On the face of it, I reckon a singlespeed would be fine – ultimately, if everything is lift-assisted, then you only need to put a few pedal strokes in before gravity does its job.

But, given this is a money-no-object build, I’m going to make mine a ‘dinglespeed’ – yep, a 2-speed bike.

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A downhill bike with a Classified hub? Impossible, probably. Have I won the lottery? Yes.
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I’d fit the new Classified MTB rear hub to the bike, and because I’ve an unlimited budget, get a machining house to build a singlespeed sprocket for the 2-speed, electronically activated hub (which requires a bespoke cassette, usually).

Finally, finishing the build would be a plush coil-shock fork, some broad alloy downhill hoops (I wouldn’t want to appear too opulent during my season with carbon hoops), a range of Maxxis tyres and a pair of powerful stoppers from Formula (because I like how they look).